Huh?!

I was browsing the Internet today and came across this site of stupid Utah laws. Boy, some people!

*Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.

*It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.

*It is against the law to fish from horseback.

*It is illegal NOT to drink milk.

*It is illegal to detonate a nuclear weapon. you can have them but, you just cant detonate them.

*Birds have the right of way on all highways.

*No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.

*You must have identification to enter a convenience store after dark (kaysville)

*Women may not swear (logan)

*Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 dollar fine (provo)

*No one may walk down the street with a paper bag containing a violin (Salt Lake County)

*Auctions may not be announced by hiring trombone players to play on the street. (Salt Lake County)

And now some highlights from other states.

*It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church- Alabama

*It is illegal for a moose to walk on the sidewalk downtown.- Alaska

*Hunting camels is prohibited-Arizona

*It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas-Arkansas

*It is illegal for a woman wearing a red dress to be on the streets after 7 P.M.-Colorado

*You will be fined for not owning a boat-Hawaii

*It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.-Illinois

*It is illegal to put Ice cream on cherry pie-Kansas

*It is illegal to walk across the Minnesota-Wisconsin border with a duck on your head.-Minnesota

*Elephants may not be used to plough a cotton field- North Carolina

And my favorite one.....

*You may not at any time take a crap on you neighbor-Massachusetts